Gift Cards

Was at a gift shop yesterday, and browsing the gift cards section. There's the 21st Birthday Card, there's the Wedding Card, there's the Get Well Card, there's even a Retirement Card.

And then it dawned on me. There isn't any Funeral Card. Wonder why isn't there a Funeral Card? A funeral is an event right?

Guess the only problem is, if there is a Funeral Card, you wouldn't know how to send it to the recipient.

"Have a Greeeeaaaaattttt Funeral! We'll miss ya!"

P.S.: Yep, Thengz is as sensitive as Borat on pain killers.