Saw this quote on a T-Shirt the other day,God only helps those that help themselves...
What the hell?!?! If people can help themselves, they wouldn't need God's help right? Duh... Its akin to saying,"Hey! Lets donate money to the rich!" And since the people that help themselves don't need God's help and God is unwilling to help people that don't help themselves, does that mean that there isn't much for God to do? If you ask me, someone's goofing off at work! (Not me! Honest!)
Sometimes I just can't comprehend all these Christian-ish, God-dy God-dy, I-am-the-Almighty-One sayings. They just don't make much sense to me. Thats about all the ranting I have for now. Allah Ackbar!
P.S. I certainly hope I don't come off as anti-Christianity in this post. It couldn't be further from the truth. I'm anti-religion. Yeah, I'm one of those 80s, whatever that means...