Advertisment: Travelling Companions Wanted!
27 years old Singaporean Chinese Male seeking travelling companions for his coming holiday to Sydney from the 16th to 24th of June.
Applicants should fulfill the following criteria:
- Have a brain.
- Is not irritating
- Not afraid of the sun.
- Not afraid of the shade.
- Able to hold a proper conversation.
- Able to hold his/her piss.
- Ability to hold his/her liquor is optional.
Depending on the number of successful applicants, free lodging may be provided.
Interested parties please contact Thengz by the usual means. If you do not know how to contact Thengz, chances are, you have read this advertisment by mistake. If you really think that you did not read this advertisment by mistake, drop a comment. We regret to inform that only successful applicants will be contacted. Retards and Monsters need not apply.
Thengz was anal-probed by aliens at 1:27 PM
3 Comments:
wei....... i apply can?
do i satisfy all the above criteria? hehehe.....
but say 1st hor..... all expenses PAID trip ah? :p
Erm... you're mildly irritating at times.
See, for example, asking for all expenses paid, thats irritating... Hahaha...
But seriously, if you don't mind paying for your own ticket, lodging could be free!
ok la.... seriously, i wld love to go travelling with you someday.
but i'm broke.... and have a lack of leave due to studies.
so, when you intend for short trips to say no further than China(less than $1k), then call me along.
just spicing up ur advertisement board! hehehe.... tata
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