Wrongly Constructed Phrases that Irritate the Hell out of Me #1422

"I don't think so its like this."

What the fark. Its either 'I don't think so,' or 'I don't think its like this.' Why the hell must the 'so' be in the middle of the sentence? My boss has been using this phrase during his phone conversation for the entire morning. I feel like shoving the bloody phone up his bloody arse.

Note to readers: Thengz have low tolerance for the butchering of the English language. That isn't to say he is not guilty of butchering the English language himself. Yes, I don't think so Thengz is not guilty of butchering the English language.