Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Thengz Needs to Rant...

My office receptionist just made an announcement.

"Attention all concern members, please proceed to the boardroom for meeting."

Concern members.... My god... What if I don't give a shit? What if I don't give a damn? What if I'm not a concern member and I'm a fark-it-all member? Sheesh...

The best part is, when I want to share the joke created from the grammatical error with my colleagues, I realised that, probably none of them will even get it, let alone find it funny.

I live in a sad sad world....

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Spider Pig, Spider Pig...

More macro photos! Yes, yes, yes... I'm a bloody show off, yadda, yadda...



And another one up close! Colours not as nice though. Used flash for this shot...



Next in the series: Insects Porn!

Friday, September 14, 2007

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Tatooine, Mos Eisley Cantina....


Greedo: Oota-goota, Solo? (Going somewhere, Solo?)


Han Solo: Yes, Greedo. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba that I've got his money.



Greedo: Soampeeta-lay. Eemal-aitrantee-tachk-ma gee-ghkeet'na. (It's too late. You should have paid him when you had the chance.)

Greedo: Jabbawa-neen-chichko-ka soanoo-eeshah-neetrai-tran-a-ee wan-warooska. (Jabba's put a price on your head so large every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. Heh heh heh...)

Greedo: Chaskinyawich-yootzoo. (I'm lucky I found you first.)


Han: Yeah, but this time I got the money.



Greedo: Elchai-yachkoolkain-tai cool-a-coo-soo-a. (If you give it to me, I might forget I found you.)


Han: I don't have it with me. Tell Jabba...


Greedo: Tsee-na hai chee-kee! (Jabba's through with you!)

Greedo: So chkool ROOL ya pool ya-ya ool-ra si pachki chka coo-shoo-koo poo-yoo-wa twee-pee. (He has no use for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.)


Han: Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?


Greedo: KTRA! Jabba POO pacoom-PAKni ACHKat AN-pa! (You can tell that to Jabba; he may only take your ship!)



Han: Over my dead body.


Greedo: Oochlayyoo-ma... (That's the idea...)

Greedo: Chess bookoo-tootachkeest-CHKREN-ko, ya ol-chka. (I've been looking forward to this for a long time.)

Han: Yes, I'll bet you have.

Han's Blaster: BLAM!

Han: Sorry about the mess...

P.S. I love my macro lens very very much... o_O

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Hey Bugger!

They say a picture speaks a thousand words. I wonder what does this picture say? o_O




P.S. I love my new second hand Tamron AF 90mm f/2.8 Di lens. I sound so geeky. My parents would be proud.

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Shit's Present

My dear friend Mr Shit's birthday is this Sunday. Being a good friend that I am, I bought him some nice presents. Here's some pictures of the present, all wrapped up and ready to be given to him.









Lets just say that Mr Shit wouldn't have problems with Fatimah and the rest of her URA employed friends!