Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams!

I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams! Nothing is impossible to buy now! I've the spending power which is the envy of everybody! I can do anything with the money I have! I have my Progress Package! Muahahahahahahahahaha!

(This happens when you have to go to work on Saturdays. Deluded and Insane. And for the record, I do not think that the Progress Package is the 'gahmen's' way of buying votes. Nope, if they really want to buy votes, they'll only give the money to people that are voting right? I'm not voting, so technically, they can't buy my vote! o_0)