I Want to Work Hard Now.

Yep, you heard me right. I want to work hard now, so that I can enjoy my life when I'm old, balding, have rheumatism, weak joints, a poor eye sight, damaged urinal tract, non-existent taste buds, no teeth, kids that do not know me (if I have kids), no friends and a big empty house where the only voice I hear is my echo.

Yep... I so want to work hard now.

P.S. And yep, I'm in a cynical mood today.